Baltimore Collectively Loses Its Shit So Hard We Can’t Even Write Jokes About It

Hey Guys,

So I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but Baltimore has kind of collectively lost its shit, and its done so hard enough that we don’t feel comfortable joking about it.

I know, I know, this is coming from us. But give us a chance, we’ll explain.

You see, race relations are complex.

And that’s about all the input can intellectually put into the discussion. And because of that, we don’t feel quite comfortable enough to make jokes about it. I’m sure there are some really funny lines on the ins and outs of safety, riots vs protests, and all that jazz. But we’re not going to touch it. We just want everyone to stay safe in this wonderfully semi-peaceful maybe kind of safe 70% of the time city we call home.

So yeah. Thanks for reading.

P.S. Everyone on Yik Yak – pls stahp.

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