The 10 Commandments of Professor Jesús

Friday afternoon, after an especially unruly day of teaching, Jesús Martinez Garcia, Calc II professor, knew he needed a new way to keep his class time sacred. He gave a list of rules inspired by the set given from his father to Mo Sisson, a student in his 11:00 a.m. section. The following is a list of these 10 rules or “commandments”:
The 10 Commandments of Jesús
  1. Thou shalt put no other classes before mine
  2. Thou shalt not take the exam in vain
  3. Honor thy indefinite integral by adding a constant
  4. Thou shalt not turn in homework while I am teaching
  5. Thou shalt not pack-up and leave until I have finished speaking, regardless of how long I go over
  6. Thou shalt not divide by zero
  7. Thou shalt call me Jesús, not Jesus
  8. Thou shalt not converse while I am speaking
  9. Thou shalt not take snaps of me during class
  10. Remember the curve and keep it holy

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