February 20, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Submits Erotic Fan Fiction for All IFP Assignments
February 18, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Emerging from D Level Sees Shadow, Predicts 6 More Weeks of Midterms
February 18, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Freshman Wakes Up in Panic, Remembers His Neopet Probably Died in 2004
February 17, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Unflinchingly Preppy Freshman Found Frozen in Salmon Shorts and Boat Shoes
February 17, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Guitar Student Brought From Back Home Bracing to Be Left In Corner, Unplayed for Three Months
February 16, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Sexiles Roommate, Actually Uses Room To Cry Alone
February 15, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Writing Sems Major Doesn’t Understand Google Fiber, Prefers Raisin Bran
February 14, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Spring Fair Names Rapper Nelly Keynote Speaker for Global Warming Panel: “Hot in Herre”
February 13, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments In an Ironic Twist of Applied Ambition, Local Freshman Sets Out to be Biggest Stoner Hopkins Has Ever Seen