February 15, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Writing Sems Major Doesn’t Understand Google Fiber, Prefers Raisin Bran
February 14, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Spring Fair Names Rapper Nelly Keynote Speaker for Global Warming Panel: “Hot in Herre”
February 13, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments In an Ironic Twist of Applied Ambition, Local Freshman Sets Out to be Biggest Stoner Hopkins Has Ever Seen
February 12, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Dyslexic Student Decries Selma Screening as ‘Offensive to Witches’
February 11, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Returning Engineer Excited To Have Excuse Not To Socialize Again
February 9, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Overcrowding Forces Freshmen to Share Triple with Hubble Telescope
February 8, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments 7-Eleven Gives Up, Announces a Future Date for Mass Looting
February 7, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments In Line With All-Natural Products, Char Mar to Start Growing Own Weed
February 6, 2015 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Desperate Hopkins Students Accuse Bill Belichick, Tom Brady of Deflating Grades
