SOHOP Host Sexiled by Pre-Frosh

Freshman SOHOP host Elias Hillman was reportedly sexiled last night by his pre-frosh, New Jersey native Matt Ocean. Hillman reportedly lost track of Ocean during the carnival in the rec center. Upon returning to AMR II, Hillman discovered Ocean had sexiled him from his own bedroom.

“Well, I came back from the carnival without Matt, and when I returned there was a Hopkins koozy on the doorknob,” said Hillman, “I knew it wasn’t my roommate, because he’s an electrical engineer, and then I realized it was Matt. I had to spend the night in the Blue Jay Lounge, but at least I was first in line for Meals in a Minute.”

Ocean reportedly met his sophomore hookup, Rachel Moore, in the giant inflatable obstacle course and won her a Hopkins lanyard while playing the carnival games. He was seen getting handsy with Moore during the acapella performances, and then took her to Hillman’s room so he could “get to know the student body better.”

At the end of SOHOP, Ocean committed to the JHU Class of 2020 and celebrated at boozy brunch with some IX girls. “I had a great time at SOHOP, and I’m really excited to come to Hopkins in the fall,” he said. Ocean has reportedly already accepted a bid from Fiji and secured a lease in Village Lofts for his junior year.

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