- Yes, I’m having fun at school.
- I made friends.
- No, I’ve never been on the Grindr.
- I missed you mom!
- I am thinking about really committing to Pre-Med.
- Yeah, I’m having a great time at Yale.
- That picture I sent to the family group text was an avant garde art piece I’ve been working on regarding reception of the human phallus in modern digital mediums. Not a dick pic.
- It’s fine, I’m getting extra credit.
- I’ve really explored Baltimore.
- The Zumba classes are totally working for you dad.
- It wasn’t herpes.
- No, I did not get my penis stuck in the orange juice machine in the FFC.
- I’m excited to go back.
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