November 4, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 1 Comment Sexy Pre-Med Reported To Be Most Popular Halloween Costume Among Hopkins Students
November 2, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Goes to Study Abroad Fair, Tells Everyone it Changed His Life
October 28, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Extremely Literal Freshman Unsuccessfully Attempts to Make Sandcastle on the Beach
October 26, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Undergraduates Horrified to Learn that TAs Were Once Young and Full of Hope Just Like Them
October 26, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Who Will One Day be Paid Millions of Dollars to Perform Life-Saving Brain Surgeries Currently Taking Fireball Shots
October 24, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments North Charles Street Construction Actually A Performance Art Piece Representing the Futility of Man
October 21, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Coming Out Party Scheduled for Male Writing Seminars Majors: Location TBA, Wine & Cheese Provided
October 14, 2014 by theblackandbluejay - 0 comments Student Calls Blue Jay Shuttle for Pick-up from Dimly-Lit, Unfamiliar Part of Gilman
