An Insider’s Guide to the First Annual AMR Piss Day

On September 19th at exactly 9:27pm EDT, urine for a surprise: the windows of the AMRs will shower those below in urine. We talked with an anonymous insider to get the exclusive scoop on how to prepare for AMR Piss Day. His checklist is leaked below:

  • A yellow poncho (mandatory for entry)
  • PPE (chemical splash goggles, mask, life jacket, snorkel)
  • 32 ounce Mason jars
  • A funnel
  • Crew socks
  • 10 mL volumetric pipette
  • The ALL NEW Super Soaker XP(ee)100™ Now Available at Retailers Near You!
  • Diuretics (coffee, asparagus, horsetail, etc.)
  • A copy of Donald Trump’s (alleged) ‘Pee Tape’
  • Kayak
  • A friend!

We tried to shake more information out of him, but we couldn’t get another drop.

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