- It’s pronounced “Lax.”
- 99% of lax games take place in a two-mile stretch of North Charles Street in Baltimore.
- Each team needs 10 bros on the field, and the first ten minutes of each game will be spent brainstorming broisms.(Nobody has come up with anything good since Barack Brobama.)
- Calves the size of melons are required. There are pre-game measurements.
- Refs throw flags, apparently. (They have no idea how to tell when a team is offsides either.)
- Shorts must be worn every day, no matter the temperature or whether the player is actually playing or just chilling or at a frat party or in class or at grandma’s.
- A sweet spoon is essential and must be brought everywhere. No, but, seriously, everywhere.
- Players must be adept at handling a stick and cradling balls.
- The main object of the game is to develop “nice flow,” otherwise known as “dope lettuce.”
- If boxing is the “sport of kings,” lacrosse is the “sport of white guys in boarding schools named Preston.”
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