Top Ten Things Seen From the Back of a Lecture Hall

1. A sea of Facebooks.

2. Nothing because we’re sleeping.

3. Pornhub.

4. One kid with the actual fucking PowerPoint open.

5. An hour and 15 minute video of a Russian hockey fight that’s on, like, liveleak.  Not even YouTube.  Liveleak.  What is this?

6. Visions of $60,000 being shoveled into Ron Daniels’ fireplace.

7. daddyissues.com

8. The secret spot of the missing chalk.

9. Season 2 episode 5 of “The Legend of Korra.”

10. The back of the chair in front of us.

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