How to Recreate a Thanksgiving Feast From Your Kitchenless Dorm Room

Thanksgiving may be over, but that doesn’t mean the food has to be. Even without your “fiscally conservative” Uncle Steve to really set the mood, you can still have the perfect Thanksgiving feast right in the discomfort of your own dorm! Here are our budget friendly, dorm room friendly, keto friendly (maybe) Thanksgiving recipes!

  • Turkey
  • Stuffing
    • Ask your mom. I taught her all about stuffing last night 😉
  • Cranberry sauce
    • Go to Giant and buy a can like a normal person.
  • Mashed potatoes
    • Give your potatoes the same talk that your immigrant parents gave you before you left for college. They will turn to paste from the incredible amounts of pressure (the potatoes, not your parents). Season with the salt from your tears and the oil from your hair that you haven’t washed in two weeks. Seriously, take a shower.
  • Green bean casserole
    • Who even eats this go back to Ohio
  • Pumpkin pie
    • Use the Hoptoberfest pumpkin that’s been sitting in your dorm for the last month. It’s pre-mushed and slightly fermented for a special boozy flavor!
  • Soup (mmmsoup)
    • Do the homework that your professors weren’t supposed to assign over break. Place a pot of soup on top and let the heat of your laptop bring it to a nice lukewarm temperature (like your grades).
  • Family argument
    • Give your whitest roommate (probably Craig) a box of $8 wine. Pressure them to drink it until they begin to angrily discuss the radical left.

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