After polling the writers of the Black and Blue Jay, here are this year’s hottest Halloween costumes.

• Sexy Ms. Gladys
  • “Come on in Baby”
• The Ghost of Covered Grades
  • You’ll think it’s funny, but you’re going to be crying under that sheet.
• A Virgin
  • No costume needed.
• Toppled Confederate Statue
  • You’re going to be on the floor anyway.
• A pile of cigs outside of Gilman
  • The only thing  killing the Humanities Center quicker is lack of interest.
• Amadeus the dog
  • Owner and leash required for gimp version.
• To-Go box
  • Greased up, slightly open and ready to go 😉
• That kid who wore a MAGA hat to the Women’s March talk
  • You’ll get roasted on the meme’s page.
• Lax player
  • STDs and crayons required
• Kylie’s Ultrasound
  • Already worth more than you will make in your career.
• Sexy Safety Walk Kid
  • This one has been proven to work. You know who you are, kid who went to WAWA last Halloween.
• Pumpkin Spice
  • Sprinkle cinnamon on your nipples and whipped cream down below
• Blue Light System
  • Come push my button 😉
• A Child Your Parents are Proud of
  • Not possible, but great in theory.
• Becky and Stacy from Theta Apple Pie
  • So cat ears and leggings.
• Ronny D in Running Shorts
  • Who’s your President?
• A Female Orgasm
  • Men won’t know what you are.