The following shopping list was turned in to the Student Involvement Office for reimbursement:
- 1 shirt for everyone to fight over Battle Royale style on the Beach: $16
- A thunderdome to fight in for said shirt: $6,000
- A six-pack of body temperature Natty Boh for the beer tasting. Two of the cans will be flavored with lime for variety and a little spice, however, they will be flat: $5.29
- 17 pumpkins: $20
- 39 seconds of an Adam Sandler movie: $1
- 40 fire twirlers, no skill required: $13
- 400 staff shirts that are identical to the normal shirts: $1,500
- Inspirational coffee mugs saying “You’re severely mediocre! Let’s celebrate that!”: $500
- 12 signs that say: “It’s Hoptoberfest, stick your dick in a pumpkin”: $120
- ⅔ of the world famous EDM trio Cheat Codes: $10,000
- Cheat codes cover band, the Backtests: $3,000
- Way too much hay: $15,000
- 4000 gallons of Pumpkins Spice Concentrate to make the hay soggy: $8,000
- An industrial sized AC unit for the beach to make it feel like October?: $10,000
- Post-midterm Seasonal depression: Priceless