The ramblings of Brian Marks, an excited freshman, have captured the attention and wild imagination of students since he first posted them on Facebook.
“OH MY GOD
SPRING IS SOON
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SIT ON THE GRASS AND DO WORK AND SOCIALIZE AND PLAY FRISBEE AND FOOTBALL AND SOCCER AND BASEBALL AND CRICKET AND SURF ON THE BEACH?!?!?!?
I bet they do. I bet they do a lot.
I sure hope so, at least!”
“I agree! I bet people bring out Pets! Sounds like so much fun! This kid has some Good Vibrations!” said freshman David Wilson.
“All summer long it’ll be a Beach Boys’ Party! Or at least for a week or so of consistently warm weather during the spring,” remarked freshman Bruce Jardine. “We can’t really expect anything more from Baltimore. It could be 75 one day and then snow the next. Who’s to say?”
Bruce was then stoned by the collective freshman class, led by freshman Al Johnston, who called out, “WE CAN’T LET HIM TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US.”
Unfortunately the forecast was snow, so The Black and Blue Jay left the scene for Kokomo, thinking wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could just get along, and “California Girls,” “Surfin’ USA,” “Fun Fun Fun,” “Don’t Worry Baby.”
One freshman was last seen listening to “The Recipe” by Kendrick Lamar, mouthing along to the words “women, weed, and weather” as he slowly froze to death in nothing but boat shoes in front of Gilman.