With Halloween right around the corner, some members of campus have already gotten in the spirit. Our crew at BNBJ scouted campus to find the best Halloween costumes in all the land. Here are our top Studs and total Duds.
Name: My Lab Partner (MLP)
Costume: A Full Fursuit??
This chem student put the “zoo” in “zoo wee mama”. With a well-loved, neon orange fox suit that reeks of urine and mildew, he made me thankful for how poor his lab attendance usually is.
Verdict: Please Take A Shower
Name: FFC Fruit Guy
Costume: Banana Suit
We had a berry good time watching this FFC employee in his foam banana suit. The yellow color was incredibly appeeling and gave an overall peachy impression. Grape work!
Verdict: Drove us bananas
Name: Michael Bloomberg
Costume: Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie Version)
Bloomberg flops again. Daddy Bloomberg spent this halloween as “Daddy’s Lil Monster”, with a costume that used up his entire JHU donation budget. Not even the solid gold baseball bat, incredible amounts of botox, or sexy sexy fishnets could save him from our reviewers’ criticisms (or the students who are no longer receiving financial aid). Truly the biggest clown in town.
Verdict: Would be arrested in NYC
Name: Charmar Preacher
Costume: Abortion Protester
The Charmar Preacher abandoned his usual post to stand in front of the Hopkins sign with red cape and a “HONK FOR THE UNBORN” poster. We aren’t quite sure if he was in costume, but red does really bring out his eyes.
Verdict: Problematic Fav
Name: Ronald Joel Daniels CM
Costume: Femboy Hooters Employee
We’ll admit, we didn’t think he’d look THIS good in booty shorts. His white crop top showed off his cinched waist and left us wanting more. All reviewers subsequently questioned their sexualities for varying reasons.
Verdict: 14/10 would gaze upon again