12-Piece Nugget/Diploma Combo Now Only $60,000

Come commencement in May, students and parents alike will be rejoicing in the ease of their financial burden—and Royal Farms can’t wait to celebrate with them! Now with every diploma handed out at the Royal Farms Arena this May comes a 12-piece nugget meal. This promotion is unique to Hopkins graduates.

“Normally, we offer a 6-piece with our promotions,” said Royal Farms representative Deborah Munch. “But 12 nuggets—that’s only $5,000 per nugget! Rounded down, that is.”

For those youngsters graduating early, HopKids meals will be provided with one of various toys inside such as business cards of potential contacts, souvenir pillboxes of Adderall, and yo-yos.

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