DILFs of Hopkins

No description needed. ENJOY.

 

Ron Daniels

He likes it when you call him “Mr. President.” Also, what is he holding…?

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BONUS: THOSE THIGHS THO.

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Daniel Coit Gilman

That mustache will really come in HANDy.

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Solid bone structure, in all seriousness.

Dr. Peter Beilenson

So sexy from the eyebrows down.

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Don’t worry about the upper third of his head, okay?

Dr. Craig Townsend (and his Porsche)

We’d find a picture of him, but look at the car he drives. Nothing wrong with a Sugar Daddy!

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Sir Andrew Motion

This picture may be 20 years old…but since he’s basically British royalty, he hasn’t aged. Trust us.

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Yeah, he’s a freaking knight.

Johns Hopkins

The original gangster. Everyone’s Education Daddy.

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He may look wasted here, but he was an abolitionist before it was cool, so you know he had his shit together.

This Guy

He’s always rock hard.

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Jesse Gell-Redman

He might not even work here anymore, but do we give a fuck? NO, WE DO NOT.

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Yum.

Dr. Bentley Allan

Kinda hot, kinda channeling that asshole boss from the Incredibles.

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Mr. Lawrence Aronhime

He looks JUST LIKE STEVEN SPIELBERG. Imagine the prestige!

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For comparison:

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SRSLY, WHICH IS WHICH?

Generic Stubbly Grad Student

Oh yeah, baby. Meet me outside The Daily Grind.

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BILL FUCKING CONNOR

Everyone needs a man who can cook.

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Did we forget any DILFs? Send a name/pic to theblackandbluejay@gmail.com to get your Hop daddy featured in the next issue 😉

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