No description needed. ENJOY.
Ron Daniels
He likes it when you call him “Mr. President.” Also, what is he holding…?
BONUS: THOSE THIGHS THO.
Daniel Coit Gilman
That mustache will really come in HANDy.
Solid bone structure, in all seriousness.
Dr. Peter Beilenson
So sexy from the eyebrows down.
Don’t worry about the upper third of his head, okay?
Dr. Craig Townsend (and his Porsche)
We’d find a picture of him, but look at the car he drives. Nothing wrong with a Sugar Daddy!
Sir Andrew Motion
This picture may be 20 years old…but since he’s basically British royalty, he hasn’t aged. Trust us.
Yeah, he’s a freaking knight.
Johns Hopkins
The original gangster. Everyone’s Education Daddy.
He may look wasted here, but he was an abolitionist before it was cool, so you know he had his shit together.
This Guy
He’s always rock hard.
Jesse Gell-Redman
He might not even work here anymore, but do we give a fuck? NO, WE DO NOT.
Yum.
Dr. Bentley Allan
Kinda hot, kinda channeling that asshole boss from the Incredibles.
Mr. Lawrence Aronhime
He looks JUST LIKE STEVEN SPIELBERG. Imagine the prestige!
For comparison:
SRSLY, WHICH IS WHICH?
Generic Stubbly Grad Student
Oh yeah, baby. Meet me outside The Daily Grind.
BILL FUCKING CONNOR
Everyone needs a man who can cook.
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